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Saturday, April 18, 2009 @ 7:34 AM HHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PEOPLES!!!!~~~~~
ytd went hgm celebrate weixuan's bdae....wif marilyn, lingfen and weixuan.....then we went to eat at the ichiban sushi....eat and eat and eat then total $21 total....then go walk walk....then at the library realise that i lost my books...jia lat....die le la...then go bus interchange there ask ppl....then dun hav ....so die lor....
D-E-A-D....
so after that went home and hear my mother nagging about my books...crap la...is not like i wan lost the books ma...nb only how scold....
then after the nagging then comp-ed....facebook-ed, slacked...then went to eat some stuff....pretty bored this days....
3weeks more to mid year exams lo.....also time to drop out of hmt lo...most probably i guess..predicting my literature and chinese will fail de...chinese bo bian la....read chinese newspaper everytime wan sleep de...all the words all so chim de...cant understand them....not surprised i failed another chinese test....19/50...-.-
past few test all fail de...except for the history test which i miraculously passed:D....geog also fail...9/20...damn...literature own la...6/20....
haizzz...test like that liao mid year can die liao la...got to study more lar....haizzz....stupid haolun...
TAG REPLIES!!!!!!!~~~~~
Simin - lols....link le lar....rofl
Jerwie - thanks for e tag:D
Vanessa - cincai la....
Haoze - yea finally...and i just removed it as it looks screwed...
Yenwee - orhhss....tys...
ITS THE END OF THE POST!!!~~~NITEZ PPL!!~~~
Monday, April 6, 2009 @ 5:00 AM HHHEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PPL!!!~~~
once again i'm posting.....
today was kinda crappy....had to change sits lo....si miss wong.....change my sit until in between two short ppl....also sit in the front sit de....so is three short ppl sitting together lo.....
number one shorty....ME lo.....
SHORTY number two....RENA lo
number three shorty - AMELIA lo
the REAL shorty - MADELEINE lo....rofl....jkjk
ok so the sitting arrangement was so crappy...change finish the seats then no more ssrp le....sian...no more free time ar....
so next few lessons kinda boring....had maths....got that project thingy which i haven do.....gonna do it after this post ba...iF not alfred sure kill me de....
then after recess home econs....bo practical....so did some theory crap...then is the project work thingy...instead we had history lessons...eating my sweets time...rena and amelia also still me sweet...rofl....she caught me eating it...in the end nth happen lo....last week i sitting at the back eating lollipop...she saw le only say say abit then no more le...LOL!!...then phone ring then reply message...teacher oso saw...crap...in the end....nth happen lo....wasnt expecting her to do anything also la...so she called me the role model of a model student.....zzz i sense her being so sacarstic....
then chinese....ssrp also...teacher nvr come...woohoo....
then science which is also kinda boring....
after school got the commitee meeting...wasnt as bad as expected...rofl...good job wenn hao...lmao..
that was today.........
TAG REPLIES!!!!~~~
ChingTing - orhh...yes piggy...tys :D
Serene - o_O....
HaoZe - pass wad sai....lmao
Madeleine - YO!!!~~
Jerwie - orhhh...
Brandon lim - hmmm...i see...hi
END OF POST YO!!~~
Wednesday, April 1, 2009 @ 2:17 AM AARRRHHH...tmrw got literature test sia...scared fail again....nvr pass one literature test before sia.....F9 for literature for term one....zzz...cannnot fail again worhh....must mug somemore...also must prove to rena i can pass lor....everytime say i fail de.....
CYA guys!!!off to study lo!!~~
Monday, March 30, 2009 @ 1:36 AM Crap...first time doing a quiz...
TAGGED BY THE SHORTY!!!
NO CHEATING THIS IS THE HOT TEST....HOW HOT R U? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND DO THE HOT TEST. CALCULATE YOUR RESULTS BELOW AT THE END OF THE TEST.
1.WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU HAVE? a) Dark b) Light
ANS. hmmmm....dark i guess
2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO: a) Go to a party b) Go out to eat
ANS. party ba....
3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF: a) Baby-Pink b) Yellow c) Baby-Blue d)
Turquoise
ANS. I shall pick the one that somes like tortoise...
4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUTOF: a) Talking b) Dancing c) Taking Long Walks
ANS. talking?
5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUTOF THE FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE? a) Louie Vuitton b) coach c) againt all odds?
ANS. Nvr heard of any before...hmmm...coach?
6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACEOUT OFTHE FOLLOWING?a) hawaii b) London c) florida
ANS. London sounds cool...
7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU RATHER GO TO: a) The Beach b) Somewhere Cooler
ANS. o_O...Beach?
8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH? a) January b) February c) March d) April e) May f) June g) July h) August i) September j) October k) November l) December
ANS. Er July i think...
9. WOULD YOU RATHER: a) Chill at home b) Go out with friends
ANS. man thats a dumb question....the option that has a friend in it...
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE INSTRUMENT OUT OF: a) Guitar b) Bass guitar c) Drums d) The Triangle
ANS. Guitar?
11) NAME A PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER
ANS. Nicholas?the chao ah gua in my class AKA nicole
N0 cheating! Calculate your results...
ANSWERS**>>>>1. dark= sexy [5points] b. light = sweet [2 points]
2.a. go to a party = playful [2 points]b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]
3.a. baby-pink = cute [2]b. yellow = loud [3]c. baby-blue = cool [5]d. turquoise = sexy [5]
4.a. Talking = active [2]b. Dancing = determined [5]c. Taking Long Walks = daring [2]
5.a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]b. coach = laid back [2]c. againt all odds = stylish [5]
6.a. hawaii = you like being around people [2]b. L.. You are quiet, and like thecold [2]c. florida = You like to party! [5]
7.a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]
8.a. January = popular [5]b. February = lovely [2]c. March = rebellious [5]d. April = playful [5]e. May = happy [5]f. june = chills a lot [5]g. July = smooth [3]h. August = fun [5]i. September = quiet [2]j. October = out-going [3]k. November = pimpin' it [5]l. December = warm [3]
9.a. home = quiet, romantic [5]b. go out with friends =crazy [5]
10.a. guitar = eye-catching [5]b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]c. Drums = crazy [5]d. Triangle = simple [2]
11. This person will fall in LOVE with you!
Results!!!
UP TO 17= LOUSY GET A LIFE MAN
18-20=OKAY
21-35 = Rather HOT
36+ = ow u BURNT!
RESULTS!!!
QNS 1. 5points...o_O sexy?
QNS 2. 2points.....
QNS 3. 5points...sexy again?sure bo..
QNS 4. 2points...
QNS 5. 2points....
QNS 6. 2points
QNS 7. 5points
QNS 8. 3points
QNS 9. 5points...i no mentally crazy wor...
QNS1o. 5points
QNS11. yea right.....
total....36points...o_O..lame..
Thursday, March 26, 2009 @ 11:39 PM HELLO PPL!!!!!~~~once again i'm posting again...today is da best day of the week loL....we had some fight between dedrick and brendon pang pang....and expectedly...brendan tio own....first they started with some verbal fight...then the fight began...
SCENE 1....brendon gonna sit down then dedrick go pull his chair backwards and BOOM!!!~~~EARTHQUAKE!!!~~~~
SCENE 2....then brendon go 'take revenge'...then he got owned badly...using the role play de sword poke here poke there...then in the end most of the 'spectators' join in by poking brendon with more sticks...rofl.....
SCENE 3....the fight stop for a while and brendon went back to his sit...then yao xing...also another enemy of brendon...pull the chair backwards and history repeated itself....and BOOM!!!!!~~~ANOTHER MAN-MADE EARTHQUAKE HAS BEEN MADE...
SCENE 4.... brendon go find yao xing and go beat him....then he got owned again....
---------RECESS TIME--------------
SCENE 5....dedrick went to take brendon's the family day de t-shirt and there they go chasing each other in class.....wonder wads miss ng doing...she cant even see wad chaos is happening to the class....lmao...then after much running brendon finally caught dedrick and he got pinned down.....
after the fight was english lesson...and its time for ROLE PLAY!!!~~
my group was the first one to present the role play...
these are our characters...
Xiangchou - the dark night...rofl...
Yaoxing - King...evil de....
Princess - javier aka jennifer...lmao...
Narrator - MEEEE!!~~
ok our role play was better than expected...:D...but i think the best one is madeleine de group....when she act every time got that innocent face lor...damn funny....split personality...one side is everytime say bangala here bangala there de...then another one is the innocent look...lol...
then after role play got some spare time....then mdm j call hao ze go apologise to madeleine....coz he go say he cannot see madeleine...indirectly saying she damn short lor...lmao...then he had to apologise and do pole dance...using the sword as the pole..LOL!!~~then mdm j say dun wan use pole...then javier go shout 'USE MADELEINE AS THE POLE!!'...ROFL!!!~then he kenia scolding....take over hao ze do pole dance...lol...then in the end go sing the 'she bang' song...lol then mark so hyper....talk about the song then jump up and down....then got another rumour about mark and li lin...LOL!!!~~~then mdm j call mark choose one between li lin and rena...then rena de face so red...LMAO!!~~
----END OF SCHOOL LERH!!!~~~----
TAG REPLIES!!!~~~
Haoze - oh really?
Fiora - sotong ar?can eat ma....rofl...orhh will tag de...no lar...is they bully me wor.....
Chingting - zzz...still dare to say ar...lmao...
Weixuan - YO!!!~~ya lor....her backup very scary leh...lols....
here are some pics i took during the aggressive fight....lmao..
END OF POST!!!!!!!~~~~~~BOOYA!!!~~
Saturday, March 14, 2009 @ 7:06 AM HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AMK!!!!~~~~
TODAY IS THE 30TH ANNIVERSARY OF AMK.....so today is the FAMILY DAY!!!~~~~~
ok too excited....
went to east coast park and build sandcastles....will be having pics later on.....
and jiayu's being a total bastard lo.....pour sand on my whole back until back so sandy knn.....then i go make one sand ball go whack her...nabei if rena nvr call me stop i sure throw de lor....knn....everytime come act pro...pour sand on ppl, ppl cannot pour sand on you ar...ppl gonna pour sand on you le only noe how run and scream like dog....
haiz i shall not talk about some irritating ppl....then today pon the skipping competition....coz i went to the toilet go wash leg then nvr hear them call me....so we skipped the skipping competition....
then went to the 'class picnic' ...well i was just throwing the crackers up in the air try catch wif my mouth and ended up littering the whole place....
overall today quite fun lar....except for some ppl lar....
THE PICS!!!!~~~~
THE BEST PIC AND BEST STRUCTURE OF THE DAY!!!!~~~~
Tag replies!!!~~~~
amelia : zzzz.....LINKED!!!!~~~~
weixuan : ok lar....busy this days....later go tag lar....
madeleine : hi tall girl....
chingting : hehe....
Friday, March 13, 2009 @ 4:30 AM HELLO PPL!!!!~~~~here am i blogging again.....
ok so the results......well i screwed almost all the subjects lo...i failed literature and history....lmao...
lets see.....
English B3 66.6
HMT C6 51....just pass :D
Maths A1 82...
Science A1 75
Geography B4 64
History D7 45.3...FAILED!~~
Literature F9 22.6...FAILED!!!~~~
SCREWED THEM MAN!!~~damn....nid study somemore le....must mug 24hours le......
MUG!!!!~~~~
sian lar.....term 1 fail until wan die liao...term2 sure die de lar....then mayb drop out of hmt and go normal chinese class....not bad oso lar....coz the hmt all the words so chim lor....then cant learn anything de.....so go like nvr go de....rather go normal chinese de....although got ting xie all this crap....at least got learn some crap......AAARRRHHHH......
Thursday, February 19, 2009 @ 12:16 AM HELLO PPL AGAIN....well i shall post pics about my life in the past few days.... i shall start of with my valentines day present.....a machine gave this to me....
ahh this is just crap....my mushroom bank...
this is my superman history teacher.... ahh this is just crap....my mushroom bank...
this is another crap la....my first time lighting up a bunsen burner......:X we shall now take a look at our test papers!!!!~~ 
oh crap....i failed.....i supose thats history test......damn... the next test!!!~~ 
oh crap...not again...its a little tiny i guess so open ur eyes bigger....this paper is lit de....screwed it badly....6/20.. to the next test!!!!!~~~ 
omg...am i dreaming..i passed.....damn but thats my best subject.....maths.....Thursday, February 5, 2009 @ 4:26 AM HELLO PPL....I AM BACK ON THE INTERNET...again....
wow....look at the internet....so pretty...so shiny...facinating....ok cut the crap...
looking at the chat box i see spams....by renald and alfred i guess?
lets talk about the most exciting part of the day....
drum rolls............THE SWIMMING LESSONS......ok it wasnt actually exciting though but it is so COOL!!!ok i just being sacarstic again...so we changed into our swimming costumes....also known as the swimming armour that protects the most important part of ur body....the *****.....ok lets not be sick here and carry on with the swimming lessons...and we were swimming.....and swimming....and doing this and that and this and that and this and that....not that thing alfred...u hav to think straight sometimes.....i noe u hav that sick mind that think otherwise.....so we were swimming here and there and the end of swimming lessons....
clap pls....
so after the lesson i went amk hub wif justin i duno for wad...then walk walk and walk here and there and bought a bag....some black bag...probably using it tmrw in school ba....it cost 35bucks yo....almost 2weeks of my pocket money omg.....planning to buy a cap....muahahahaha...so i went home and that was all for the post...
and now......its time for the...........
TAG REPLIES!!!!
JiaYu: hahaha....very funny.....u dun lmao me....LINKED!!~~
REnald: yea renald...spamming my blog...how great......
Alfred: its you again...caught red handed spamming my blog...
Piggy: which thursday were u talking about...it seems to hav past...
Weixuan: ok lar...later tag la....no gf yet leh....wan be my boyfriend ma?rofl
Marilyn: YO!!thanks for the tag...:D
Grace?:i seem to noe quite a number of friends name grace....which grace are you...o_O...
Venus: YO Venus the planet...or the flies trapper...u seem to hav stretched the word YET...so u gonna hav a blog i guess?o_O
Madeleine: hello....thanks for letting me copy ur homework answers!!!LINKED!!!~~~
and thats all for the post for 5febuary2009.....omg...i spelt febuary correctly.......cool!.......crap...why cant i spell it during english class man.......CYA GUYS!!!~~~~
Friday, January 16, 2009 @ 6:55 PM HEY YO PPL!!!~~~thanks for all the tags guys :D
so the reason why i cant blog for like 25days i guess?coz.......my home de internet expire liao lo....then cant use the com....ya so......thats the reason why i cant blog or online msn....or some other craps ba......
tag replies.....
alfred : lol?
chinteng : YO!!!~~
Siting : lol?find a new partner ar...did i say that?o_O
WennHao : yea...names haolun....a hao and a lun...-.-...how many nu er ar...dunno leh....no chio bu in class leh...u found alr ar?tell me leh...:X...wa u alot qns hor...
Renald : hmmm..like i said i got no idea too...lmao...
ok thats for all the tag replies....
and now its time for the posting time....
ok i shall talk about this week....
monday....ok lets say home econs was kinda total disaster....as in i was scolded quite a few times la...i think tio scolded twice i guess....
the first time was because i sat on the table and listen to teacher talking lo...then she scold me or maybe even praised me like called me......-THE IRON CHEF-wow...that sounds so high class...rofl...
the second time was when dedrick ask for the pepper to put on his egg...so i was like being such a kind man to help him put on his egg lor...then i put alot alot alot alot alot of pepper like mine de lor....so the teacher saw me flood his eggs with pepper so i was like scolded and i still rmbed wad she said....she said hor "wad kind of attitude is this!!!i thought i toold to stick to ur own unit!!!"yea...that was wad she said...sounds scary eh....
so that monday....so tuesday...
i think we when to the lab?then i took quite a few pictures of....THE BUNSEN BURNER..wow so cool...so there was fire booming out of....THE BUNSEN BURNER....i took quite a few pictures on THE BUNSEN BURNER with blueish fire coming out of it...
ok now its wednesday.....
oh ya i rmb history class...and our history teacher oso known by us as THE LIVING PAST.....ya so she was like so kinda old....so i wasnt listening to her craps i guess...i took a picture of her indiscreetly...will post it if hav the time la..
ok so NEXT DAY !!!~~
its thursday....
i shall talk about the mass dance...so we were dancing around...and dancing again....and in the end wenn hao started doing sit-ups....lets see...he was dancing and he got 22 mistakes...and for each mistake is 2 pumpings...then later change to 2sit-ups...so he did 50 sit-ups....his stomach must hav hurt alot...
NEXT DAY....
friday eh...the best and last day of the week.....ssame thing la....after school mass dance again....but this time i 2 o'clock go le...xD...not like thursday...stay until 6o'clock...wenn hao nid do sit-ups so stay until later then me....
so that was the end of the week....
THE END.....
Monday, December 22, 2008 @ 7:01 AM YO GUYS!!!~~~i'm so excited....looking forward to christmas ar.....first its the food..
1.TURKEY!!!!!
2.LAMB!!!!!
3.LOG CAKE!!!!
4.PORK RIBS!!!
5.Ham!!!!
6.PRESENTS!!!!:D
omg...i'm so freaked out....cant wait for christmas....sure become fat fat de....like piggy the pig.....u noe who u are...rofl..
ok then i shall continue wif the post....i shall talk about ytd...the burning money part ba....
why i say burn money coz me and my bro went arcade together...so my mom and dad went to catch a movie called the 'The Day The Earth Stood Still'...
so we went acrcade...then we play the basketball!!!shiok ar....i think spent bout 15bucks there.....i think they call it addicted ba...:D
so we went to play max tune and datona...some car game.....then we tried playing other game....screwed all of then...then we decided we stick to basketball...
so after much play we realised that we spent like $35 le...left $5 inside..rofl...so we stopped playing...then went to hunt for my parents then we went home i guess....
-----end of ytd-----
ok today.......kinda boring day actually....except for the basketball part....
well i shall skip to the basketball part....
so...at around 1 i went to school to see my junior basketball mates....so we just play around and psp-ed :D.....
then westin came to join....then training start...then.....shooting balls here and ther ba...not the balls u guys were thinking hor...rofl...
so after that went home eat the leftover kfc chicken we had for lunch...so blah blah blah..so thats end of today i guess.....
the end...
Thursday, December 18, 2008 @ 7:45 AM ok i shall talk bout today....
lets see...ermi woke up and check my mom's phone to see which school i was going...so....i went to the crappy ang mo kio sec...so after that com-ed then went mapling...lvl70...became priest lo....xD
then went out wif weixuan,chingting,marilyn,junice,farhana and jasmine.....then arcade-d...then went to watch twilight...nice show sia...althought i dun read the damn book...so after movie ct the piggy lost her wallet...so i joined in the wallet hunting wif themm...so we found the wallet at the cinema ther...rofl...u 'ss' piggy....
then we 74-ed home...
at the beginning on the bus no seat so we stand lo...then shake here and there bang here and ther...so we all finally found seats for ourselves..so after that we went separate ways to go home..by the time i reach home 8 plus liao...lucky nvr tio scolded...T.T .so that was all for today...CYA!!!!~~~~
Wednesday, December 10, 2008 @ 3:00 AM
@ 12:15 AM i shall post about ytd.....
lets see...watched bolt wif marilyn,ching ting,farhana....
the show was nice...watching the dog running here and there......
ok then after the movie we went to vivo eat stuff....then went to the sky park there play water....so we started to throw wallets around...and it started wif mine....so they threw my wallet here and there....then after that change to chingting's wallet...then the throwing begins again......:X
then after that we went to the mrt station....and some girl poped out in front of us...say that she duno sell wad crap then wan us buy so marilyn took my wallet and gave her $5...i was like wtf?then later in the train ct gave me one dollar for the thing.....so i gave her one of the statue.....so after that we went home.....
btw i just bought i phone that is samsung....but i aint trying to boast here...so dun get the wrong idea........if u wanna noe wads the number just ask me in msn....so thats how my phone looks like....
muahahahaha...cool eh?
not all slide phone can do that~...:X
Sunday, December 7, 2008 @ 8:12 AM kaBOO!!!!~~~~~
Sunday, November 30, 2008 @ 7:49 AM muahahaha...as you can see...i change my blogskin...and its all thanks to WEIXUAN!!!.....thanks wx....so....how hope u guys redaing my blog like the blogskin....
so today...i kinda woke up and go to bishan park to do my daily routine...than went to my dad's office...then i bathed...
then comp-ed....
then went to tampines mall wif my couz then bought some stuff there...then we went back.....
then.....we went back to the office and had dinner.....frog porridge...niceee:)...
so after that we went home....so comp-ed again...
than my bro came back wif some donuts from the donut empire...so FEAST!!!and thats all....
so....the end...
Thursday, November 27, 2008 @ 6:51 PM i shall not post about the trip to malaysia but post ee pics......
ok this is the four crappers in my family....but my mom is taking the photo sou cant see the other crapper....as you can see my eyes are closed once again....and behind is the tea plantation....
this is the machine that duno do wad to the tea leaves...
ok thats the tea plantation.....
ok then...this is my aunties's mothers house...another bungalow....so thats me in there again...but this time eyes open....rofl....
ok this is another pic....and me again...and eyes open this time...
ok this is another pic.....and me ....eyes closed...zzzz....
ok thats me sitting on the rat...eye closed.......
ok thats another pic....
ok so thats me and my dad...on the ship to penang island....
ok thats the four retards in my family again....and is still on the ship to penang...
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Thursday, August 14, 2008 @ 11:36 PM lalalalala....another mini post requested by chow ting yu.....here goes nth.....
1min after i woke up - i breathe in some air....
1min later - i took a step down the ladder of my bed....
another min later - i took another step down the ladder....
after 5mins - i have finish climbing down the ladder....
next 1min - i took a step forward towards the toilet....
next min - another step.....
next min - another step....
few mins later - i stepped into the toilet....
next min - i walk one step ahead to the basin...
next min - i slowly reach my hand to my toothbrush...
next min - i began putting toothpaste on the toothbrush...
next min - i brush one teeth by one teeth slowly....
next min - i started brushing the next teeth....
next min - then the next teeth....
next min - then the other teeth...
next min - then the teeth beside that one....
next min - then the teeth beside that one the that one....
after 30min - finished brushing teeth....
next min - i took one step to the kitchen....
next min - then the next step....
next min - then the next step...
next min - then the next step....
after 5min - i reached the kitchen....
next min - i slowly sit down on to a chair....
next min - i stare into the wall....
next min - still staring at the wall...
next min - u guessed it....still staring.....
after much staring - i went to school for oral slowly at 1step/min
after much walking - reached the school....
dun wan talk about school.....
after oral - i started walking home at 2steps/2mins....
after many steps - i reached home....
next min - i took out my key and stuff it in the key thing....
next min - i turned the key and started walking to my room at 10steps/10mins....
5mins later - i reached the room...
next min - i on the laptop...
next min - i on the modem.....
next min - i typed p
next min - i typed 3
next min - i typed a
next min - i typed n
next min - i typed u
next min - i typed t
after 10mins - i managed to type p3anutrox@hotmail.com
1min later - i log in to messenger...
next min - i slacked around ....
next min - i started surfing blogs....
next min - i took a step to the kitchen....
5mins later - i reached the kitchen....
next min - i saw a plate of fried rice on the table....
next min - i started eating the rice at 1rice/min
after 10 min - i got so sick of the rice that i went back to the laptop....
next min - now i am here crapping on this laptop....
the end
this mini post wasnt that mini after all....this is called bullshit....also called crap....lalalalalala
Saturday, August 9, 2008 @ 7:53 AM i am doing this because someone by the name of Ting Yu told me to do so....
today in the morning - i took a shower and breathe in some air....
1min later - i was still breathing air....
after an hour - stop breathing and took another shower....
1min after shower - start breathing air....
1hour later - finished breathing air....
1min later - start eating a cup of ice cream...
1min later after that one min - still eating ice cream
after eating ice cream went back to sleep....
the end....
how was this post...perfect....
Friday, July 4, 2008 @ 2:33 AM finally....i am posting a day at school.....
a day at school.....still a day at school.....then supp class....listening to mr ho crapping away was retarded....then i fell a sleep like 3mins....then i woke up....then i spend the rest of the time decorating my stapler....ya...thats wad lifeless ppl do....haiz.....
then is mdm noraini's turn to crap liao.....there she goes crapping away....then she craps....then crap more....then more crap....ya.....crap....conclusion....crap...
then went home and was crapping here in this damn it laptop....
the end.....
25 more days......to 29july.....
Sunday, May 25, 2008 @ 6:46 AM third post of the day.....
i woke up and listen to musics and then went back to sleep....then i woke again and brush my teeth....and then sit on the sofa to watch tv and then went to sleep again....and then i woke up and slap myself a few times to not fall asleep....
then later everybody woke up and we go to east coast park there de resort....my father over there liao...i got no idea how we are going home when my father sure gonna drink beer de...and my mom only can drive one car...then the other car sure cannot drive home de....
as usual...the adults were swimming without water....then we stone on the chair and were very bored...then me and my bro go rent bicycles to cycle around....then we go challenge each other to reach some place first....then i go bang his wheels....and he reach first....then we ride back to the resort...then saw many ppl there....daryl and the lifeless elgin were also there....then we ate the bbq stuff...and the corns....then i threw the corn to the dustbin and whack it hard until it fall down....because the dustbin got wheels de....then i whack it down the slope....then the adults went drinking beer....then we go walk around and found someone selling ice cream....then he ask me wad i wan...then i say i wan nasi lemak...lol....in the end i took chocolate chip...then we walk back and listen songs...there was one song called 'take a bow'....then when anyone walk past me i start bowing....damn stupid....then we stand outside the gate and bow to ppl...
then after some talking....we went up to play cards....air-corn....so shiok...then we heard a splash of water....then all of us went down to see wad happen...
as expected....they drunk liao....going mad....they taking pails of water splashing at each other....all wet sia....then they say stop liao....then my father go splash another pail of water on one of the uncle...then he go pour beer on my father's head....wtf....sick man....
then we went up and continue playing cards....laugh and laugh....then later we gonna go home liao....then we went down and wait....the adults all scolding vulgar de....then i drank about half a can beer...the taste quite bitter but not bad....
then here comes another splash of water...lucky i ran away liao....
then finally we went back home leaving the other car in the carpark...
then we reach and bath and went to sleep....the end....
after typing three post hands aching...no more fourth post today...
@ 6:18 AM second post of the day.....
school open house....also the last day for me in band....dun bother abt the leaving thing......
i was sleeping and dreaming of chocolates made by willy wonka and the phone rang...it was shauncheebai....as expected...curse him....then i went to school and find the shaun cheebai....and his is in the void deck of my house...then we went to the field.....gratz 6-1 boys won in the finals...then later i went to the eureka studio and set up and tuned our instruments....then we go change in the toilets....
......................changing at the moment..........................
then mr yea call section leaders go down take the ur section's stands down....then we went down and waited for the G.O.H to come...then finally he came and we played the fanfare and went back to the studio....then we ate burgers...then mr yea eat the vegetarian food that sucks....
then after that we went hall and perform.....
tequila was not bad because shauncheebai did not get lost....intensity was very sucky...the light of dawn was the best....
then we go put instruments back and dismissed....
me,tingyu,leyang,jingwen,shauncheebai and fangster went loitering around the school...then i just keep shooting ice at jingwen....and then the sheep's pants fell of....flashing....never seen a sheep wearing pants....the end....
@ 5:54 AM Friday....
after school....went to bryan's house....then i saw bjohn and his sister and bryan and his sister and fion and his brother there....then we took the bus to his house...
........................bus ride..............................
then we walk like 1km to his house....and finally we reach his house...legs aching...then we sat down on the sofa and watch home alone 3....boring....too bored then i went to bryan's room and secretly play his PSP....then later he come in and crap why i took his PSP....and then here comes a slap from me...then i carried on playing with his PSP...then later some ppl went down and play some crappy stuff....then there was i playing with the PSP....then everytime i lose then scold FUCK....then bryan slapped me....then keep scolding some more fucks....he and bjohn playing chess...then later i go play with bryan chess....i owned his ass badly....then the others that went down came up liao...then we went to the room 'disco'....thats wad they called....wad i mean 'disco' is not the real disco....they just on music on the phone and keep dancing...then some boy came flying off the table and smashed on the bed....unfortunately....the bed broke because of the weight of his ass....then we spend like half and our fixing the bed back....my job was easy....just carry the piece of wood and stone there....
........................fixing in progress...........................
then we continue the 'disco'....then after that fion and his brother go liao...then after that we went to watch Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix'....then we watch until 10 plus....then later i went home and the end....
Sunday, May 18, 2008 @ 12:45 AM here goes another try of electric....
ok lets see....the school open house rehearsal....
then after the chinese lesson....we wait for mr ho to come....i get my things ready...and he comes in and say good morning class....and i say bye bye mr ho...
ya...then i go to the auditorium and put my file down...and then we wait for the 'key' ppl to come with the damn it key....and finally someone came with the key...then we go take instrument and set up beside the piano.....then oso nid help the percussion carry the drum set and the timpani and the drum stuff and the stands and some other stuff...then finally we finished setting up..after that we sweating like shit sia...then we got a break for 20mins....then i just spend the 20mins shooting ice....then we went up....and played light of dawn....intensity.....and tequila...we screwed up everything because of ms ho's conducting....nvr tune oso...yep...it sucks....then we keep instrument and walk back to class....or maybe not walk...it was crawling at a speed of 1step/10min....then it was another one hour english....
this was currently the worst rehearsal i ever had...the end...
Friday, May 9, 2008 @ 5:45 AM oh great...only two blahs on the tagbox....now is 300volts of electric...ok lets see...today....
today i woke up at 6.30....eyes pain....then my mom bring me go polyclinic....then go there and wait for my turn....my turn liao hor....my mom say dun wan to see doctor liao....call me go back home then go school....haiz....to think i can skip school and go home and rest....then later i go home and bath and take my bag and go school....then i took my time to walk to the classroom....cause dun wan go mr ho crapping session...i walk into the classroom and everybody look at me looking stupid....then i go tell mdm noraini why late lor....then we read about the dr william tan....my fren call him dr willian hung....lol....then edmund and kaixian go draw on the guys face and get scoolding by teacher....
later i go spray water at some ppl and we began throwing staple stuff and paper...then later got scolded by mdm noraini...then she call me go empty my bottle...haiz....no water for the next half and hour....
finally recess time liao....go buy some food to eat....and eat...
after school....got supp class wif mr asshole...then darrell was queuing up for his food and i was shooting ice at him...finally darrell bought his food....he go put some sesame oil in my milo...then i dun wan drink liao.......then i chiong and help him eat....ting yu oso helping him eat....then he go buy his drink....first...we poured the contaminated milo inside...then some juice...and some curry...then we watched darrell drink his black soup...then he go throw away the soup....
finally it was mr ho's crapping lesson...there he goes crapping away about the science paper...
finally mr ho crapped finished....then it was mdm noraini's turn to crap...ya...she crapped alot....
then finally i came out alive after that 1hour of crapping...then i go home changed to pe t-shirt go play basketball...only got two p6 there nia....westin and me....then we play and shoot and play and shoot more...
then later nicholas lam come and play...then after playing 1hour....we sit down and decorate the floor...i spray water on the floor and write some stuff....westin and i wrote 'i love.....'someone....then something else...then nicholas go step on it...then we go pull his pants down....then we play and play until 6...then we go home...
as i expected...my mother was swimming without water again...haiz....dun they hav a life....then i go play com......the end....
Sunday, May 4, 2008 @ 6:24 AM it has been 1 week plus since i blog.....again.....seems like the first try of the electric thing is not working....now i use 200volts of electric.....
ok lets see.....today i woke up at 10.....my father call us wake up go eat breakfast...they eat some crappy noodles and i eat some porridge that sucks....finally i finish eating the porridge without vomiting....after that we went to hougang mall go buy some stuff.....my father bought some car wash stuff....he say wan polish the car today....die la....then after that we went home.....
go home my mom say wan cook some curry....then i help her peel the potato skin....i peel the skin liao then let it drop on the floor...finish peeling 5 potatos liao hor....the floor all got potato skin.....haizzz....then get scolding lor....then later i go boil water.....then throw the potato inside....then splash lor....get scolding again lor....then later i see my mom helping the dead chicken cut finger nails....dun get wad she doing....nothing to do ba....dead liao still nid help chicken cut finger nails....
then after that i go to my room read deathnote...my room got air con....so nice....bryan lend me de....then finally finish the book....
after that got ppl come liao....every week oso come my house for swimming lessons....swimming as in swimming without water....thats is the most popular game for ppl like my mom...everyday nth to do de....swim here swim there....wad i mean by swimming is mahjong....u noe when u shuffle the tiles u move ur hands....ya lor....swimming lor....thats swimming without water....ok thats all about the swimming thing....
then finally horror arrived.....my father call us go wash polish the car....then we brought water down with the trolley....i push so fast until the pail drop then splash.....again....as expected....got scolding again lor....then i nid go up take another pail....i learn sth today....never push a trolley with pails so fast until it splash.....
my job very simple de....just push the trolley around wher my brother go....after that polish liao....my bro go take the polish stuff....called the 'turtlewax'...wad does a turtle got anything to do wif wax and polishing....insulting the turtles ba...
then we polish and polish and polish....my father go take some tyre washing stuff....like spray paint...spray the two cars....tyre so black... then we continue polishing........polish until 7 plus....tired man....then went up and bathe....then eat some crappy stuff....
then later i go my sis room....she doing some video thing....damn stupid sia...cant believe my sister is an idiot....nth to do arh....she recording some animal thing....really stupid de....then i go ask my father can play until 10....surprisingly the answer a yes....now here i am crapping on this stupid and damn it retarded and dumb laptop while eating p3anuts and more p3anuts and some ground nuts and some small nuts and some nuts made from nutcracker and some more nuts made from nutland....nah....just talking crap about the nuts....
today got scolded 3times sia....it sucks....
call 999 if u wan to see the blog like this....
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type a 'blah' if wan to see this blog alive
currently the blog is still dead.....
Thursday, April 24, 2008 @ 2:05 AM i am now in the hospital in the operation room trying to revive this half dead blog....using those electric thing u noe....then put on the bird of this blog....shock his bird until wake up....ok....
here i am typing for another damn it post after 2 weeks....zzz....to the post....
lets see.....yesterday......
higher mother tongue compo....die la....sure fail de....nvr bring dictionary....then i go borrow from some other ppl....lucky still got ppl hav dictionary....
......recess......
i keep slapping darrell....slap and slap and slap.....then he slap me back....
......after school......
1 hour to death.....AARRHH.....that sucks man....then in canteen me and ting yu just keep slapping darrells face until red lo....then he slap me back again....then run and run and run and finally caught darrell.....then we just snatch his towel and we threw it in to the porn....i mean pond....i thought he will go jump inside....nvr buy coffin for the towel...god blast u towel.....
then the 1hour was up.....my death date....
i crossed all my fingers hope to bring myself good luck.....then here comes my qns paper....then my 50mins was counting down....my whole body was shaking....then i picked up the qns paper and tore it and throw it in the dustbin....nah...i was just crapping....i read qns 2 i dun even understand wad they talking lor....so no choice must do qns 1....then write and write and breathe....then write and write and write and breathe....then finally 50mins up liao....then just write some words to wrap it up and crush it and tear it and burn it with the hell notes....here i go again crapping....then talk and talk....
then after that a lot ppl nvr go home at the swing there so i oso nvr go home....then teacher call us go home sleep then go home sleep lor....
then the end.......
stop reading...........
i said stop reading..........
the end....................
Friday, April 11, 2008 @ 1:58 AM
wooohooooo......we got a silver for our syf.....it all started at 9.00....
...................the story.......................
8.30 and we went down for the napfa test....then just walk around and round and round....many times....waiting for mr yea to come....then at 9 we started practice...then practice to focus....and focus and more focus....and more focus....and more and more focus....then at 11 we went for our lunch break.....then at 11.30....went music room to change to the band uniform.....
....................no looking............................
then do tuning....i took 5mins to tune mine to perfect de....then i go push it back down....haiz....now its not perfect.....zzz......then we go style our hair with alot gel...justin sims father go comb until damn freaking pain sia....then i go look in the mirror....i look so stupid.....
then the bus ride.....
............bus driving at the moment.......pls wait........................
then finally....we reach the SCH[Singapore Conference Hall].....alot of bands over there......then.....we waited for our turn.....talk talk talk.....
then finally its our turn to go to the tuning room.....10mins to tune.....5mins tune finish le....the other 5 mins go through the Sunset by the Lakeside.....then finally the crappy woman called us out....then we went outside the concert hall.....
the band before us play quite well seh....then finally they finish their choice piece....then our turn le.......its show time.....
then we walked up the stage.....sit at 4th row
then some crappy people said 'band number C18.....Punggol Primary School....will be playing the set piece and the choice piece The Light of Dawn by James Swearingen...and the conductor.......Mr Yea Guo Ming....
then we stood up and bow then sit.....
then we played.....
-tuning note......
-Sunset by the Lakeside
-The Light of Dawn
Mr Yea over there conduct still smiling de....
we play The Light of Dawn damn shiok sia......we play until damn loud with the echo....everything was fantastic....not a lot mistakes....
then mr yea told us that was the best we had ever played ....sure silver de.....
then here comes the noobcake fang yakity or the fangster..........if u duno hus that.....its my sis......
then went back to the bus.....
.........................bus driving at the moment...........................
then went back to school....took some photos....something stupid about the second row is that the right side very tall while the left side very short.....amos and company was damn short....then the parent say wan take funny photo....then i just laugh and laugh because its funny....then he call us say cheese on three.....then i asked him is 1,2,3 or 5,4,3....then he nvr reply.....so that was the photo taking thing....
then went back to change back to uniform.....
............................no looking.....................................
then take our paper on 'how to wash a uniform'.....why do we need it....just use a spray gun and spray until clean can le ma.....then must do reflection on syf.....haiz......then i took one stack of paper and go......now alot ppl playing the pushing and pulling game liao....like clifford.....justin chong....yong le...and some other crappy ppl.... ................push....................pull.................push.................pull
then i just threw the plastic thing in to the dustbin......and went home....and saw my bro playing mindless video games.....it means computer....mindless u see....
then my mom scold me for throwing the plastic thing cause need return the uniform with the plastic thing....haiz.....
wad a day....today was the best day i had from 29 july1996 to 10 april 2008.....
the end.....
@ 1:07 AM i would like to lodge a complaint to my mom that my irritating neighbour is making irritating noises with her damn it flute in her room.....she is gonna get sued and leave the house and will get my lawyer's letter in no time......see you in court fangster/noobcake fang yakkity....
Thursday, April 3, 2008 @ 11:40 PM this post is from monday to friday rounded up into one long post...
Monday
had the prefects invest teacher....boring la....over standing like a moron....and i forgot my pledge....zzzz....total crap....
then....the one period of english sucks man....i got scolded like three times seh...
1.never do cyber welleness thing....
2.never do homework....
the third one was the worst la....when teacher say maybe she not coming to school hor....then i say 'oh yea'.....then she scold me like shit lor....zzzz
Tuesday
after school had band.....went through Sunset by the Lakeside and The Light of Dawn....then do some practice.....
wad i hate about after band is the so called'pushing and pulling game'....shaun chee bye and clifford chua keep pushing and pulling me to tingyu......zzz....then they got my bag and run around with my bag.....after all i got my bag back....the end....
Wednesday
blah blah blah.....then after school got higher mother tongue.....boring.....then after that we went down.....on the third floor i saw bryan foo outside the maths room....i just went forward to say hi....then he just slap me in my face.....then i slapped him back....he told me he going to jump robes with the hockey girls....then i just answer 'and...is it good?....'.....then he slapped me again....then i slapped him back......he was so freaked out then he slapped me again....no time to slap him the third time....then he called me go jump with him lor....
Thursday
to think i could not get a scolding for 1day....unfortunately i did not....because of my itchy hands....AARRHH....
it all started when we were writing some notes like 'there's no supp class(science)on 4/4/08....the english supp class will end at 2.30pm 4/4/08....teacher wrote it on the board...so when i go get teacher's signature that time hor...my hands cannot control it self...i just whipe off the S and P and the C and the L.....so this is how it was wrote....
'there's no up ass(science)on 4/4/08....the english up ass will end at 2.30pm 4/4/08....' this was how i got scolded.....pretty lame right?
band.....again.....do some sectionals.....must do 7star jumps because of the stupid adele.....then 4.45 went back to auditorium to do combine practice.....then we packed and went home...
oh great....not after band again......as usual....the two idiots were playing the 'pushing and pulling game'.....
Friday
which is today.....some teacher was talking about the napfa test.....haiz.....so boring....there goes the teacher crapping away....no science supp class.....only english....then break when to play basketball although madam noraini say dun be sweaty....then went up to class....almost late....then class dismissed...sprayed byran peh many times....then he took my bottle and blast at my face.....ah.....so cooling....then went home....now here i am crapping on this damn it laptop.....now i go school play basketball liao....zai jian....
Friday, March 28, 2008 @ 9:13 AM finally....i am posting again...
another crappy day...went to school....then go com lab do some crappy podcasting...then blah blah blah....after school.......got the blooding fucking invest teacher....zzzz.....pls come late on monday bcause no prefect doing duty...so come late....and u gonna be hearing some crap on monday....
after the invest teacher.....got science supp class....there goes mr ho crapping away....haiz....so bored....after science class got english...zzzzzzzzzz......WTF.......boring sia.....finally.....the class was over and me and bryan peh went basketball court play basketball until 5.30.......then i went for my tuition.....on the way there i bought 2 packets of M n M chocolate....to think i can enjoy it......then when i open the packet....the teacher say must share wif everyone.....zzzzzzzz....give until left little bit for me....zzzz....waste my money.....then after tuition i play wif my fren some crappy game...i kick his ass....he suck in the game....i totally forgot about the cyberwellness mdm noraini told us to do...and she said i was compulsory....and.......i nvr do lor....on monday sure tio scolding de la....haiz......
today is darrells bdae....ppl haven buy present for him must go and buy hor....'it is better to be late then nvr'....so qin rite.........then hor....if u no money then nvm lor....thats all.....
HaPpY BiRtHdAy Darrell....
Wednesday, March 12, 2008 @ 7:57 AM yesterday,
went for some crappy supp class....late for 15mins....lucky nvr tio scolding...then after that got science supp class...there goes mr ho crapping away...
after that i went home ate lunch and went for band....today gonna go to the concert hall do some rehearsals....in the bus was damn cold....freezing...ms ho still remind us to bring a sweater bcause the hall very cold de.....in the end i forgot to take.....then we reached the hall liao...get instrument then sit in the hall...then we played Sunset by the Lakeside and Light of Dawn....then we change places.....after all that changing it was finally 4.00.....and the bell rings....so loud...
after that we keep instrument and took the bus....in the bus was as usually noisy....then.......went back to school...then went down to the general office get some drinks and stuff...i just stay outside the general office enjoy the air-con...the end
Tuesday, March 11, 2008 @ 8:12 AM yesterday,
walao....the music exchange at anderson sec was total crap and more crap....we were the six band to play....the first band play damn nice....then we bo confidence play liao....sure die de....then our turn liao....mr yea asked us to do some crappy bars....then they anyhow play....then at the stage shouting sia....then finally we started playing sunset by the lakeside....from beginning to D is not bad de...then from then on we play like shit lor....then at E mr yea was so pissed off that he cut the band and stopped.....damn diu lian wor....and then we played again from E....then after sunset we play light of dawn....the light of dawn we play not any better.....haiz.....then we went back to school at around 4.30...then we packed everything at settle down at 4.45....now ms ho got 45mins to scold us....ok then there she goes....yada yada....yada this.....yada that....then one of our comments was that 'the piece was obviously not able to present'.....or sth like that....then dismissed....man wad a failure.....
Friday, March 7, 2008 @ 7:27 AM oh great....the march holidays are here...almost all the days nid go back for either band practices and supplementary...diaoz...
back to school after a day of fever....ms ling nvr come ....nice....than some crappy teacher come in to our class....nvr do anything...then i got my science paper back...63/100....sucks sia...band 3....as usual....then mr ho crap about the corrections and blah blah blah...then after school got mass lecture in auditorium...there goes mr ho crapping away...then he crap and crap until 3.00...then after that i got a change of marks...64/100....no difference...still band 3...
then after that got some crappy meet-the-parents session....then my mom went there and here mdm noraini crap about me...and chinese teacher...say i failed my higher mother tongue...diaoz....all the things that were said were the negative things of me...none of them are good things of me de....
after that got some stupid tuition...haiz.....boring....then at 9 my fren call me say wanna go play basketball but my mum say cannot....cause too late...blah blah blah..........
wad a crappy day...
the end...
Wednesday, March 5, 2008 @ 8:15 PM oh great....i woke up it was 1 a.m....cant sleep as got nightmares and got a high fever....i went to the kitchen and took a few panadols.....then went to sleep...then woke up and take temperature...still got fever so nvr go school....aw man....cannot go band...as u can see that i nvr go school today....so that is why i am posting now....
@ 8:07 PM i think i nvr post for a long time liao wor...now i will start posting.....
yesterday,
its a wednesday....higher mother tongue....diaoz...boring...then after higher mother tongue got some crappy stuff.....prefects invest teacher....boring la....then after that no tuition....xD....the only day in the week that dun have tuition...then at 6plus we went out for dinner...frog porridge....man that was a dinner that bloated my stomach...then my father asked me and my bro and sis why today so go out and eat...hu can guess can get $10....unfortunately.....i cannot guess....after that then i realise that today was my father's new car that is 1 month old....LOL...dang it....why i nvr guess that....then after that went home sleep...
the end....
Sunday, March 2, 2008 @ 3:57 AM oh great....no late post wad so ever...
ok lets see....in the morning i woke up and went to bishan park to play soccer with frens...as usual....life just cant be any worse....but the good thing is that we had a crapping session at about 3 plus....if u were not there u are too unlucky then...that crap session was a success as many ppl came and talked....then after that everyone left including me and i went to surf the net an put some more stuff in my blog...so now here i am crapping on this damn laptop...
end of the world...
Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 5:35 AM its today....
band....mr wong again...to my surprise is not him lor...ms ling...the monkey-faced woman...she came 30mins late and i had to conduct the band for light of dawn and sunset by the lakeside...diaoz...i was just over there knocking the drumstick(not the one u eat)...its not easy u noe...u have to watch the conductor score and keep flipping the paper...finally at 9.30 she came...diaoz...does she wants to get fired on the first day of work...
then after band practice we were walking home and that fucking clifford keep pushing and pulling to tingyu....diaozz....
maths equation....clifford = retarded guy....retarded guy = clifford........10 points for me...
ok then after band jing wen...julia...my sis...tingyu and me going Vivo City watch Ah Long Pte Ltd...the two J all go Vivo liao...
then left me tingyu and my sis lor...in the mrt we play truth or dare...one of the dare was to go out of the train and come back in...diaoz....
we reached there it was 2 pm le...the show start at 4.20pm...so we got 2hours to walk around...the ticket was $9.50 sia....
2mins break...sleep for 2mins...
we walk around Vivo many rounds as the place is very big seh...every time get lost de...then we went to a chocolate shop and walk around...jing wen bought one lollipop then go le...LOL...waste time...
later we went to the sweet shop...they sell the sweets at $1.50 per 100 gram...then me and tingyu bought one black sweet...looks sick when u see it...it made our tongues black....then after that we sit on one side and play truth or dare....
at 4...we walk to the cinema and bought the popcorn and stuff...then jingwen bought the nachos and cheese....looks nice so i bought one too....$6.50 without more cheese....so i bought the one with extra cheese...$7.00...burst a hole in my pocket....then the show started....the show damn funny seh....a lot of vulgar de...
after that we had another walk around Vivo...then at 6.30pm....the two J go le...then we three go in the bookshop to see books...saw d.gray man books but wrapped...cannot see...then we saw a lot of other books in the bookshop...alot of sticker books...diaoz...
2mins break...watch tv...
then at 7.30 we took mrt back to hougang mall....as usual we played truth or dare and took photos on tingyu's phone....many middle fingers...
then when we reached hougang mall...we go to timezone go take photos...then i saw wee siong and melvin there...kaobei kia....talk crap...
then after that tingyu's father was at hougang mall waiting for us...then later he fetched us home...walao....the car was parked at the highest floor sia....like training for 1.6 km run....wanna die liao le...then at 9 we reached home...wow...spent 8 hours out....total i spent $21....started with $22...then now left with $1....omg....broke liao...
hmmm...lets see wad i spent...$9.50 on ticket...$7 on nachos....$2 on lays....$0.50 on sweets...then tingyu give me $2 for nacho...and spent $4 on the photos....
$9.50+$0.50+$7+$4+$2-$2=$23
$23-$22=$1....
ok....that was exactly wad i had left....
end of today....
Friday, February 29, 2008 @ 5:11 AM like i promised...i will write post 1 metre long de...so sit back on ur chair and stare at the screen...
day 1
when i reach school...it was already 7.10 am...then i went to sit with my grp...the really stupid...retarded...bloody fucking thing is that JIE LONG is in my grp....that fuck up hell...i got bryan foo...bryan peh...ahmad....edmund...zach....yen wee...JIE LONG....and mi....i duno wad time we left...but i noe the ride to the campsite was damn fucking long...at least got 2 hour seh...i forgot wad i did in the bus liaoz....then after we reach the campsite...we were the first there...then we had to sing the 'In my soul' song...but my title for the song is 'In my sole'...u noe...the one at the btm of ur foot....ok then...
2mins break....get urself a hot chocolate....
when everybody come le we go eat lunch...to think it was nice but it turned out to be shit....after that we do the activities liao...we had to do the nature walk in the forest...more like a crapping session with our so called tour guide...she crap so much de...talk about wad durian leaf....wad banana leaf duno from ppl banana or tree de banana de....the crapper crap so much de...oh wait...a crapper craps duh....then after that it rained heavily...i anyhow run...over there shout 'panic everybody!panic everybody!' we went to the shelter...then after that chiong to campsite...nice man...whole body all wet...to our dismay...our tents were been upgraded from a negative 5 star hotel to a swimming pool...
2mins break....slap urself a few times to keep urself awake
then duno wad time we went to play the water obstacle...total chaos there...a case of murder...we had to swing across the other side with a robe...the two bryans and me all go together...i went across there without being wet...damn zai....bryan peh smash his ass against the wheel...bryan foo splash water at me...diaoz...he swing then the leg kick the water on me seh...that was how i got wet...we had to walk on the log man...lucky nvr drop inside...after that we went another round without going back...then got 1 part we had to walk on the robe and pull the robes on top...then bryan peh went first....he pull until the wood break seh...then shaun went down with the wood... omg man...the wood hit on his head....then i duno wad happen liao...that was how the water obstacle went...for those who did not manage to play the water obstacle blame bryan peh if u wan...
2mins break....rest ur eyes...
after that i think we got our bath and had dinner...as usual....the dinner SUCKS...organic shit grown by organic shit ppl that use shit to make organic shit....then after that we had some sing song session or something...so many insects drop from the sky...lucky nvr land on my head...we had to step the insects and not pay attention to wad they talking about...
2mins break...get a drink of water....
after that we went for the nightwalk...its so dark...then that bloody JIE LONG hold on my shoulder so hard damn fucking pain sia....then i keep pushing him away...call him dun hold me hold his mother shoulder...
after that walk...we went to do our reflection...then we got the Y chart or something...i wrote...camping feels like shit....camping looks like shit....camping sounds like shit...then i hand it up to teacher...teacher say not acceptable...then i change it to the better...camping feels like camping....camping sounds like camping....camping looks like camping...camping is camping...
after that minutes of shit....we went back to the tents....we played poker cards until 12 then eat junk food till 1 plus...we tried sleeping but that fucking idiot JIE LONG keep moving...over there talk crap 'eh...dun kick me lah...very pain leh....' then later he said 'i wan go toilet...hu wan go wif me?' i told him go take rubber band tie his bird lar....at 3 i was still awake...trying to sleep but cant...at last about 4 i went to sleep...wad a day...
2mins break....wash ur eyeballs in the basin and come back...
day 2
i dream about a pony running across the bridge and the little birds on the tree peeing in the toilet bowls....ah.....wad a beautiful dream...and suddenly woke up as someone is kicking me....which is bryan foo....i woke up and change into my black jersey...we ate breakfast which is....i think is noodles....is noodles organic?
then after that we went to the kahang school...we played basketball with the guys there...they were the state champions of Johor seh...i was not playing the first quarter...so i sit back and watch...i played second quarter and got whacked in the face....now still a little pain sia...
do you think its time for a break?
no...
we lead by 16 to 11 after the second quarter....i not playing 3 quarter so i watch...we were still leading by then...at fourth quarter...i was substitute by number 15 the fat ass...the score was 29 to 23 and we won...woooohoooo.....
2minsBREAK!
after that we went to watch the concert by their school...wow it sucks like hell...cant even see from the front while that fucking stage is so fucking high....then we sang the song and blah blah blah....then got one part where jerald and some guy doing some stuff which they forgotten...i cant let them lose their face like that so i had to clap loud so that other ppl will clap...(no offence)
after that we went back to the campsite for our lunch...lucky that was the last time i had to taste shit....haiz....bye camp....
we went to the bus and set off for singapore...on the bus the whole class all talk crap de...i shout 'lanjiao Oi' only boys Oi!....i shout vagina Oi!only girls Oi!then later i shout jeff is a gay Oi! everybody Oi!...i shout jeff is a cissy Oi! everybody oso Oi de...and say alot of other crap...
2mins break slap urself left and right continuously until ur face red...
at 5.30 we reached school le...wa leg numb seh...then later me and bryan peh go play basketball...i play until 6 then go le...
the end of camp...
D.gray man!!!!
@ 4:58 AM ok....today is 29 feb...and talk back to wednesday...
1...2....2 days ago...bleah...
2 days ago...
hmm....lets see....was a boring day after all...diaoz...but the worst thing was taking back our HMT ca1 test paper...i cross everything i got even my heads and tongues....which is not possible...i was the last one to get the paper...my marks is either the highest or the lowest...so wad do u think i got....the lowest duh....24.5/60...woohooo....i failed badly man...haiz...i did so many corrections...my hand gonna burn liao....then after all that crap i went to basketball court play basketball with frens until 5 o'clock....very good exercise before my mum will scold me....ok that was all for today...
and tomorrow going malaysia liaoz...no school man...for those who not goin sad lor...do practice paper...after come back from camp i promise i will write post 1 metre long de...
Sunday, February 24, 2008 @ 5:22 AM today,
once again it writes today up there...i woke up then go bishan park play soccer then went home and bath then went tuition....wtf man...teacher complain to my mother that i very noisy in class....keep distracting the class....and nvr pass up homework...and playing chess in class...might think i am asking for trouble...the class is just too boring lor...cant resist...then my mother blah about me playing chess in class...she was like "how can u play chess in class?u must respect the teacher.....y cant u just listen to her crap?"...blah blah blah...talk so much crap...then went home and my mom told my dad about the complain...diaoz.....i am dead...RIP.....another scolding....its just like having a crap session wif my parents....haizzz....boring....later we went for dinner at 4 plus....the earliest dinner i had....we went to eat chili crab....its not crap....its crab...and some fish head or something...and i had to eat the crappy bittergourd....yucks....so bitter....after waiting half hour for the crab....its crab....not crap....i ate 3 of the pincers....rocks man...so spicy....after eating we went to eat ice cream...
my sis name
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after that....we went to the lower pierce reservoir....waiting for the sun to set then we went home and blah blah blah....
long day actually....
Friday, February 22, 2008 @ 6:27 AM today,
i think u haven see the word 'today' up there for a very long time...i always blog late de...ok lets see wad happen today...right there was a maths ca1 paper and it was damn fucking hard...for those hu think is easy then gd lor...after school got some science lecture or sth by mr ho...great...just great...i nvr bring my science PSLE booklet...then i got my first booking...then must sign name write apology letter which i dun intend to write.....then after that play basketball wif frens then blah blah blah....do homework...more blahs....then i started playing com and crapping session...if u were not there then sad for u...20 minutes to d.gray-man....whoohoo...cant wait for d.gray man to show...must be nice...lalalalalalalalalala
the end...
Tuesday, February 19, 2008 @ 8:52 PM yesterday,
another boring day in hell....the teacher just cant stop crapping...then after school got band...whoohooo.....blah blah blah....we played the light of dawn and sunset by the lakeside...and later got one teacher come in and say wan take photos....then peaple at the last row must stand...diaoz...blah blah blah....at 5.15 we went to keep instruments...then miss ho brought sweets and chocolate....dismiss liao everybody went to snatch for chocolate....then no chocolate for me....sianz...then i went home do homework...boring day....blah blah blah...
the end
Sunday, February 17, 2008 @ 4:17 AM today,
rather boring day actually...except for the crapping session...i went to bishan park as usual to play soccer with frens and then went home....after that got tution.....sian....rather listen to teacher's crap then go the tution...3.00 i came back from tution....then read books until 5.00....then i started playing com....then me and tingyu started the crapping session...invite ppl....then blah blah....then we started spamming jingwen's and our blogs....as u can see my blog is being spam by myself and other ppl...
the end...
@ 1:49 AM yesterday,
AH.....AH....NO!not a african catmouse...no dont eat me.....ouch my head.....ouch my head....stop it! stop it!no cant see....whers my eyeball....AH....no!not my bird.....no!not the bird....NOOO!
And it turned out to be a dream...
Its a saturday.....Band!to think i was excited....and it turned out to be very boring as mr wong crap too much....sian....except the fact that people help me do my homework....then after band bath then blah....go my aunts house 'play'....when i put ' ' it does not really mean play....it means to play cards and MONEY....see money is in caps because its important....we play blackjack....surprisingly i won...$1.10....my sis lost $1.40....pro seh....we play and play until 8.00....then went home....then blah blah blah
BLAH
Friday, February 15, 2008 @ 8:53 PM yesterday,
Today is total defence day...wow so nice...the red bean soup is like shit wor...it half bowl throw away liao....after class got supplementary...at english class hor...teacher gave us 20mins break until 1.50...i eat until 1.55 seh...then i faster run up to class...reach class i go in from back door bend down low so that teacher cannot see...teacher almost see seh....lucky vr see if not kenia scolded sia...bleah.....at science class mr ho crap so much sia....talk so soft cannot hear de......then after that i went home then blah........then downstair got flea market seh...1shoe 25 cents wtf man....then after that went my fren house ....then 11 o'clock got d.gray man!woohooo.....damn fucking nice man...now i am hear talking crap on the com.....
the end....
Sunday, February 10, 2008 @ 1:47 AM hello and welcome to the blah blah blog....the only place u can blah anytime anywhere on ur com...pls giv me tips on making mi blog nicer okie?dont shake ur head and say no pls...blah all u wan in this blog and remember to tag...
class dismissed!